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Car Wash
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Went to visit a mate working at a Car Wash.
After a half hour or so, a badly dented VW Golf pulled in.
"A Wash n Wax please mate."
"Do yuo waht me to Iron it as well!!"
Overheard by pinkfloydBloke - Car Wash
Posted on Saturday, 08th November 2008 |
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Only in the Cross
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I was up in Sydney for a few days, and while i was there, stayed in a backpackers in King's Cross, filled to the brim with International tourists.
While in the kitchen one night, I heard this, turned around, and walked out, only to burst out laughing in the corridor.
British Girl 1: "So did you get the job?"
British Girl 2: "Yeah, I start on Monday."
BG1: "I started on Wednesday, it's fun. I like stripping"
BG2: "Yeah, I've heard. Do you wax or shave it?"
BG1: "Oh, I shave. With wax you have to wait til it grows back, and it's just not a sexy look to have pubes hanging down."
Overheard by Murasaki-Claire - Backpackers, Kings Cross
Posted on Monday, 03rd November 2008 |
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I Shop Where?
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Stranger: Wow, I love your dress, Did you get that from Sportsgirl?
Girl 1: "Eeeer I'm not sure, I can't remember"
Stranger: "Yeah you did"
Girl 1: "oh"
*Stranger walks away*
Girl 2: "What a spastic! I was there when you bought that dress, remember? It's from Voodoo!"
Girl 1: "Ooh yeah!"
Overheard by Callum - George St
Posted on Monday, 20th October 2008 |
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Pilot Training
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Not heard in Sydney but the nationality fits....Doing training with an Australian Pilot. I had an exercise were you have to draw a pig (animal type) The Aussie Pilot pipes up... "Do ya wunt his uniform aswell...."
Overheard by Tommy - Pilot Training with an Irish guy
Posted on Tuesday, 30th September 2008 |
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Virgin
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Old woman to teenage clerk: "Excuse me, do you sell those 18 year old Virgin things?"
Teen: "You mean, $18 Virgin cards?"
Old woman: "Oh, you know what I mean."
Overheard by Anonymous - Post office
Posted on Sunday, 31st August 2008 |
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Only in Newtown ;)
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Drunk guy randomly shouts to unsuspecting woman.
Drunk guy: "Hey, are you married?"
Woman sitting in restaurant: "Yeh, sorry I'm engaged."
Drunk guy (to himself): "fuckin hell"
Overheard by elemanangie - King Street, Newtown
Posted on Saturday, 09th August 2008 |
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