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it was a handicap game
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Man #1 takes his turn in a chess match
Man #2 (middle-aged asian man): "Oh... I see what you're doing..."
Man #1: "No, you don't! You do not see!"
Man #2: "Oh, I see..."
Man #1: "You do not see! Only I see! You cannot see what I am doing!"
Man #2: "Hmm... I see..."
Overheard by Anonymous - Hyde Park chess set
Posted on Thursday, 24th January 2008 |
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reason #245 why you don't bitch in public
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Girl 1: "Do I look like a librarian right now?"
Girl #2: "What do you mean?"
Girl #1: "Like the glasses and the bun and whatever?"
Drunk Girl: "Hey whats thats supposed to mean? I'm a librarian, and I don't dress like that..."
Girl #1: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that.
Drunk Girl: "No wuckers."
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Girl #2: "Are you really a librarian?"
Drunk Girl: "Yeah kinda, a library assistant is close enough right?"
Overheard by Gina S. - number 3 bus
Posted on Thursday, 24th January 2008 |
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You sure you weren't looking for Redfern?
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Woman: "We missed our stop you fkn dick'ed!"
Man: "no we haven't!"
Woman: "I can't believe this! I'm not talkin' to you!! bloody dick'ed!"
Man: "there's no use arguing when we're not even at granville yet"
Women: "Not even at granville yet?! excuse me?! LOOK! there's CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES, there's the PUB, and here we are at Parramatta! PA-RRA-MA-TTA!!!"
Overheard by Anonymous - Westbound train, passing Harris Park (the station AFTER Granville) approaching Parramatta
Posted on Tuesday, 22nd January 2008 |
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who's space?
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Girl #1: "Guess what? I was on myspace too much. Work blocked it."
Girl #2: "Not myspace! That's the saddest thing I've heard all week."
Overheard by Anonymous - Chatswood Office Building
Posted on Monday, 21st January 2008 |
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Not in the East
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Girl #1: "I just love the fashion right now"
Girl #2: "yeah, it’s like knocked-up schoolgirl chic"
Overheard by Lexi W. - Bondi Junction
Posted on Sunday, 20th January 2008 |
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