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visible panty STRING
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Girl #1: "uhh.. is someone gonna tell that girl over there her g-string is showing?"
Girl #2: "How does she not know? I don't know about everyone else, but I feel breeze!"
Girl #1: "I feel breeze!"
Girl #2: "can't SHE feel breeze?"
Girl #1: "She HAS to feel breeze!"
Overheard by Amy - Newtown RSL
Posted on Thursday, 07th February 2008 |
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fob much
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Chinese New Year draw.
The female Chinese host:
"welcaame to da daw for da thainese new year.
firs prize is da ten thousen, secon prize is da treee thousen, two thousen dollar is da tird prize. congretuladen! mek sure you get your kooooopin in da daw over da nex foo weeks."
not even exaggerating!
Overheard by Anonymous - Star City Casino
Posted on Sunday, 03rd February 2008 |
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how much does that one cost?
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Girl #1: "They really do have an asian fetish huh?"
Girl #2: "But that's like saying some people have a black fetish or a white fetish or a latino fetish. Its not really a "fetish" is it?"
Girl #1: "Well what about people with foot fetishes?"
Girl #2: "But then how come liking eyes or hands isn't a fetish?"
Girl #1: "I don't know.. but an asian fetish feels like a fetish"
Girl #2: "Oh coz of like.. mail order brides and stuff?"
Overheard by Anonymous - Newtown RSL
Posted on Sunday, 03rd February 2008 |
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Ouch!
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Girl employee: "Argh! My phone cord thingie is tangled AGAIN! How come no one else's ever tangles? Does yours?"
Guy employee: "Does my what?"
Girl employee: "Does your little thingie ever get tangled?"
Guy employee: "*pause* you'll have to ask the missers about that"
Overheard by Anonymous - Bayer Building, North Sydney
Posted on Friday, 01st February 2008 |
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Birthday wishlist
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Guy: "You guys should get her a vibrator for her birthday"
Girl #1: "OR we could just find her a man..."
Girl #2: "nah... I think buying a vibrator would be easier"
Overheard by Anonymous - Victoria Rd
Posted on Friday, 25th January 2008 |
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In the ghetto
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Girl #1: "What are you guys doing this weekend?"
Girl #2: "Well right now its between Goodbar where the shooting last week happened, or Space where our bags got stolen last time"
Girl #3: "....aaand coffee at Mars Hill it is!"
Overheard by Anonymous - Privelege Bar
Posted on Thursday, 24th January 2008 |
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