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Does my package look big in this?
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Girl #1: "When guys are like, buying pants do they buy the pants whether their package looks good in it or not?"
Girl #2: "I think so, cause like, girls have their boobs to look good and guys have their junk."
Overheard by Baz - Pier - Darling Harbour
Posted on Wednesday, 23rd July 2008 |
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Dead?
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Lady in restaurant: "...and so my grandma thought I was dead." *silent pause*
Overheard by Anonymous - Vegetarian eatery in Newtown, King street
Posted on Sunday, 20th July 2008 |
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That old trick?
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Sitting in a restaurant near the disabled toilet, a guy walks out from it and another guy passes a remark like "nothing wrong with you mate!!"
The guy turns round and shouts back "i-i-ha-ha-have a stut-stut-stutter!!ye f-f-f-f*cker"!!!!!
Overheard by Jeff - Beltree Restaurant, Hunter Valley
Posted on Thursday, 13th March 2008 |
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the new religion - do you believe?
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Manager #1: "Are you doing anything tonight?"
Manager #2: "Probably not"
Manager #1: "Gonna get your wife flowers at least?"
Manager #2: "Nope. We don't believe in valentine's day at our house"
Overheard by Tonio - No. 1 Martin Pl Office Tower
Posted on Thursday, 14th February 2008 |
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he comes from a religious family.. of cows...
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Girlfriend: "When we visit your grandfather we're not sleeping in the same room!"
Boyfriend: "Why not?!"
Girlfriend: "Because he's a pasteur!"
Overheard by Anonymous - Boyfriend's apartment, Westmead
Posted on Tuesday, 12th February 2008 |
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Being cultured comes at a price..
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Girl #1: "I'm really scared right now! What are they doing? They're going to break into some sort of big orgy any second!"
Girl #2: "It looks like some sort of weird sacrifice dance"
Girl #3: "Yeh.. like they're getting ready to sacrifice a lamb"
Girl #2: "Or a virgin"
Girl #1: "Can they stop?! They're giving me goosebumps! What are they doing! Stop!!"
Overheard by Anita - Newtown RSL
Posted on Friday, 08th February 2008 |
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